I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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