Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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