You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You may now shotgun with the bride
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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