That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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