i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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