end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
