so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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