so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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