I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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