I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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