You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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