You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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