just come out here and I will go home with you...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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