Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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