I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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