I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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