I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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