check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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