we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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