He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He felt like a one man threesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
this is an emotional support booty call
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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