So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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