Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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