yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hippo gnu deer
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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