then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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