quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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