She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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