so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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