problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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