my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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