I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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