Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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