I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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