My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
