I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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