I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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