My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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