Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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