You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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