Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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