I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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