Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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