Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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