ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I see more hoeing in ur future
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