He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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