It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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