we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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