what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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