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Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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