I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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