As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dating After Heartbreak
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.