...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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