the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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