so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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