I want to have your abortion
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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